@stux I blame society
@caranmegil Me also mate... me also...
Oh and also the warming of the planet, for surrre!
@stux and lizard people
Lizard people keep putting dirty dishes into my sink. Rinse and put them in the dishwasher you damn lazy lizards!
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@userthree @caranmegil Damn.. always those lizards! I just saw one riding on a dog
@caranmegil @userthree OoOhoOhH! Perhaps they're working together now... 😨 they're evolving..
@stux @userthree I saw one drinking a Pina Colada outside Trader Vic's...or was that a werewolf