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Reasons to choose Mastodon.Coffee as your home instance:

- We love Coffee as much as you
- Seriously, we have coffee on our DNS
- The best rolling emojis :catroll:
- We care about your privacy
- Profile ceffefication :coffefied:
- No cryptobros
- Did I tell you about our relation with Coffee?
- A cat as admin, manager and overlord
- The best sailor scout working part-time as mod
- Not a single Elon Musk

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"In this company we have a strict dress code"

The dress code:

Azure going through a major outage because of Ubuntu

Linux got it´s revenge

I don't wanna mix my english and portuguese toots on a single accounts.

If .coffee is put down for good I'll need a new home for my english rants

Wait, .coffee is under stake of being shut down?

How often are you in the #Fediverse?
Please boost or share!

Me: Maybe I don´t really need a new pc and I'm just being driven by consumerism

My pc: Running Linux with only the browser open with one tab playing a video, 40% of CPU.

"On this day in 1994 Jeff Bezos posted the first job ad for Amazon. Still asked for less than entry-level jobs today."

submitted by TheBrownMamba8

"Being single doesn't mean you're not too good to be with the right one, it means you're too good to be with the wrong one."

Nintendo 3DS' Mii Plaza received an unexpected update today

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