I should practice making espresso again, was getting pretty good at it before!

They put me in online meetings all day just to keep me away from MY COFFEE


Help! Coffee cup is empty, but floofy kitty is on my lap! What do I do??

cofe levels are holding at 100%

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ooh I love Colombian coffee!! And Costa Rican! (most kinds actually, but I got to try those in the countries they came from so extra fresh)

@[email protected] The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. 😂

This will only work if you subscribe to the Mastodon Catpic plan for only 420,69€ / Month...

Reasons to choose Mastodon.Coffee as your home instance:

- We love Coffee as much as you
- Seriously, we have coffee on our DNS
- The best rolling emojis :catroll:
- We care about your privacy
- Profile ceffefication :coffefied:
- No cryptobros
- Did I tell you about our relation with Coffee?
- A cat as admin, manager and overlord
- The best sailor scout working part-time as mod
- Not a single Elon Musk

I see a lot of love for my toot about our :AWESOME: instance, but what I don't see is these numbers actually moving.

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ok will upload as many cat pics as possible on this instance

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A coffee-purpose, English speaking Mastodon server that runs on coffee.