Cats Who Coffee 💙 💛 @catswhocode@mastodon.coffee

I'm in class and the DVM just said she hasn't seen demodex in pets and said it might have been erradicated. Really? Let me relay that to all my patients then.

Good grief.

@catswhocode what are you, a putcher?

Today's bad recruiter couldn't be bothered to do the least amount of formatting of their shotgun email.

A trick an old friend suggested to me was to put an emoji in front of my LinkedIn name. He has the flag of his home country. I copied his idea and added one more flag, that of my favorite European Republic.

This recruiter's email starts with "Hi emoji emoji Vincent". When I see that, it guarantees that I will not take any heed of the rest of the email.

#badrecruiters

I STILL HAVE IT LMAOOOOOOO

I found a spherical 6.2-kilogram (14 lb) subcritical mass of plutonium 89 millimetres (3.5 in) in diameter known as the “demon core” in my child’s Halloween candy

"gonna need a source on this one" replies a dumbass to my obvious shitpost

@catswhocode hey babe, are you canonical? Cause I'd love to Snap your picture

@Byte @catswhocode hey babe, you're a keeper because I'm all pining for you

@Byte @catswhocode hey babe, I'm all pining for you

tagging @catswhocode

Hey babe, are you Fedora? Because, YUM,

Hey babe, are you OpenSUSE? Because I really want you to open my zypper

Hey babe, are you Gentoo Linux? Because you're about to make my package emerge